"Why Me" 10 NEW stories for July 25th!!

In school my best friend and I were passing notes during class. My friend asked what my favorite commercial was and I wrote back “the commercial with the song ‘she wore an itsy bitsy teenie wennie yellow polka dot bikini’” and right when I passed it, the teacher caught us. She read it to the class and every one started laughing! After it got quite again my best friend farted loudly and everyone burst out laughing. And to makes things worse when it got quiet again I farted!!! We were both so embarrassed that we skipped class for the rest of the week!
-Lucy