Why me for February 21, 2008

"I was at the mall with my two best friends, Barbara and Hannah, and we noticed that this cute guy Dave was there with a few of his friends. Barbara and Hannah had the biggest crushes on Dave, and so when he began walking toward the side of the mall we were in, they both grabbed me and hid behind a rack of lip gloss in a nearby store. When I thought the coast was clear I started to leave the store, when I felt something tug on my shoulder. All of a sudden I heard a huge crash and was sitting in a pool of lip gloss on the floor, my purse strap tangled on the rack — and Dave and his friends laughing outside the store!"