Why me for December 19, 2007

My best friend came with my family for a weekend getaway. In the hotel’s public washroom, we saw a condom machine and decided to buy one. I dared my friend to unroll it and throw it on the floor of an elevator. She did! Later, when we were all leaving, which elevator do we step into? The one with the condom! My mom looked down in disgust. My friend and I almost exploded trying not to laugh. My mom still doesn’t know it was us. —Paula, 14, TX