Why me June 8, 2007 - Page 7

Okay, for Christmas someone bought me some really awesome school supplies, including a binder that I really liked. So, I took it to school and showed all my friends.
In my math class I sit right behind my crush, and the school dork sits right behind me. Well, I loved my binder so much that I was determined to make it fit underneath my chair in the little rack -- not a good idea. I tried to force it into the rack, but it wouldn't fit, so I pushed one more time. Suddenly as I was pushing, I farted. I was so embarrassed. My crush was disgusted, but he didn't know it was me...He looked back at me, and I did the one thing I could think of -- I pointed to the dork behind me. I didn't know what to do! Then the teacher said, "Would someone please keep their internal movements to themselves." I turned beat red, but so did the dork behind me! If my binder doesn't fit now, I just put it on the floor.