Why me June 8, 2007

At my school, there is a strict dress-code policy. We have to wear a belt and have our shirts tucked in. Well, one day, it just so happened that a really cute guy forgot to wear a belt, and I had one in my locker. A pink one to be exact. I handed it to him, and he got through the day without a detention (but he got a few odd stares from teachers). However, he forgot to give it to me at the end of the day. The next day he came to school, escorted by his mom, holding my pink belt in her hand. She threw it at me and said, "I never want you to see my son again!" It was in front of the entire middle school. Apparently, she had found the belt in his room and thought we were sleeping together. Let's just say he never borrowed on of my belts again.