Why Me! Spacing Out - Page 7

I was at a softball game, and my boyfriend was the coach's son, so he got to sit in the dugout. Well, it was my turn to bat, and my boyfriend was coaching third base, so he blew a kiss for good luck. When I stepped up to bat, I hit the ball down the third-base line, and the ball hit him right in the jaw. He never coaches third base anymore!