Why Me! Gassy Girl

I met this great guy named Jesse while camping. We were playing hide-and-seek in the dark with flashlights, and I was on his team. We were hiding behind a boat, and all of a sudden, Jesse told me to duck because there were lights pointing in our direction. I ducked, and when I did I ripped this big fart. It would've been okay except for the fact that later on that night, when we were in my camper, someone farted and Jesse looked straight at me and asked if I did it! Even though I was so embarrassed, I am going to homecoming with him, and he still brings back that night!