Why Me?! 6/30/06

One day, my crush and his friend found what looked like a snake on the floor of the school hallway. I squatted down to see it, and my pants ripped! That day, all my other underwear was in the wash so I was wearing a pair of underwear with teapots on them! I hid them pretty well all day, and no one noticed. Later that day, my teacher asked me to come up and solve a math problem on the board. Once I got up to the board, the chalk dropped. Forgetting all about my pants, I bent down to get it and my underwear was exposed to the whole class! I am still going out with my crush, but now he always calls me "teapots" or asks me "how are your teapots, honey?" From now on I always sit down Indian style, NO MATTER WHAT! -Liz, NY