10 New Why Me stories for November 1st

All right, it was a little after dusk, and I was at my best friends house just chilling. We got sorta bored and asked her little sister to give us a really good dare and did she ever. My friend has a lot of dress up clothing in her basement, so her sister dared me to put on this big purple frilly Barbie dress, go stand in the middle of the street and sing opera. Well, I figured why not? Who am I going to know? So there I was standing in the middle of the street in my purple dress singing fake opera at the top of my lungs and wouldn't you know ... four girls from my grade came out of their homes to see what the commotion was. Let's just say that these days I avoid them at all costs.