Why Me?!

"One day, I was dancing with my really hot crush, and he leaned forward to kiss me. I was really nervous, and when I get nervous I tend to burp. I mean, really burp! His mouth was right up to mine, and I burped the loudest burp right into his mouth! Everyone heard me, and my crush just stood there. Then he walked away to talk to a friend of mine. I was so embarrassed!"
Amanda W., Granger, IN