Why Me?!

"One day, I was with my friend at the mall and we saw a cute guy whose fly was down. She thought it would be funny if someone went up to him and told him his fly was down. She wouldn't do it, so I did. I was walking up to him, and on the way I tripped over a little tree thing that they have all around the mall. Well, the guy was laughing while I just whispered out, 'Your fly is down.' I don't think he heard me, but he certainly thinks I need coordination lessons."
R.B., Gloucester, VA