Why Me?!

"My friend was having a boy-girl party at her house one night. She told me that my crush, Frankie, was going to be there. I'm kind of flat, so to impress him I decided to stuff my bra. Well, while we were there, we started to play 'seven minutes in the closet.' Frankie and I went in together. The 'closet' was actually a small bedroom. We started making out on the bed. He took my shirt and my bra off and the two socks that I had stuffed with came out! He started laughing so hard!"
J. C. M., Columbus, OH