"A few months ago I broke up with my BF because he cheated on me. My best friend thought the perfect revenge would be to mess up his MySpace page, so we did. I put all this stuff about how stupid he was, then I was messaging all the girls he was talking to and told them how ugly they were. Unfortunately, one of the girls turned out to be his little sister. She saw me at school and she cursed me out from blabbing lies about her brother. I just laughed my heart out in her face and she started to cry. After that, my ex came over to my house and he started talking about how much he missed me. In response, I just simply took the milk out of my refrigerator and poured it all over him. He went home smelling of sour milk. I hope that'll teach him not to cheat on me anymore."
Brandis