My (So) Bad for February 8, 2008

There were some really mean popular girls in my class, and they really annoyed me because they always asked me for candy. One day, I brought Bertie Bott’s jelly beans, which have flavors such as soap, grass, dirt, earthworm, and vomit. I gave one of those flavors to them, while I ate a blueberry one. They started gagging like crazy and I told them, “I don’t know what you’re gagging about. Mine tastes fine.” That was the best day of my life.

Claire