My (SO) Bad 11/25/04

There's this guy at my school who had a HUGE crush on me. Ordinarily, that sort of thing is cool and flattering only this guy was really gross and mean and, well, pretty much an all around jerk and the crush was definitely NOT mutual.

I didn't want to hurt his feelings, but he just couldn't take a hint so I asked one of my guy friends to go talk to him and subtly get the point across that I didn't like him. Unfortunately, my friend has no idea what the word subtle means, and walked up to the guy, and said: "She doesn't like you. If you ask her out she'll hit you where it hurts and laugh at you." and walked away. Needless to say, I felt horrible, but my guy friend was very pleased with himself. Boys.
-Kelly

EDITOR'S NOTE: Remember, we do not condone this sort of behavior! This section is called My (SO) Bad for a reason!