A Little Gym Problem

I was up to my usual no good, weaseling my way out of participating in gym, yet again. My excuse: Gym uniform in the wash, and I was wearing a skirt. There was no way I could participate! My class that week was in the weight room, working on physical endurance (oh boy, great fun) so I sat in the hall outside the weight room where a couple of my classmates were doing crunches on a floor mat. My friend Kiersten kept joking about running through the boys' locker room, which was practically right across from where I was sitting. My friend Anthony chimed in, "I dare one of you to run though with me." Hey what can I say? It was a challenge and I was going to take it. Ao I hiked up my skirt a bit so I wouldn't trip over it and dashed through the boys' locker room. (It was much better than the girls' locker room.) When I made my exit, to my surprise one of the senior PE Leaders was standing right there! There was no talking my was out of this one! She let me off with a warning...the next time I'd get suspended for two weeks! I don't know how I'd be able to explain that one to my parents!

EDITOR'S NOTE: Remember we do NOT condone or recommend this type of behavior. This isn't called MY (SO) BAD for nothing!