Why Me?!

"I was at the mall with my friend Katie. We went into this store that sampled fragrances. We were just kidding around, and I accidentally sprayed some in my eyes. She was laughing and accidentally sprayed some in her mouth. To make a long story short, the saleslady had to assist us out of the store, with my eyes watering and Katie gasping for fresh air. We walked around the mall the rest of the day with her coughing and my eyes watering!"
Kate Q., TX