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If Judge Sauer has his way, Paris won't be dressing like this for 42 more days
Paris turns 26...
Paris Hilton's weeklong birthday celebration culminated on Saturday night in Las Vegas. The heiress and bunches of her celeb pals partied at too-cool-for-you club <em>Body English</em> (the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino's 20 Million dollar Nightclub) before being whisked upstairs to the Fabulous Penthouse Suite for an ultra exclusive VIP party hosted by her good friend Jeff Beacher.
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While partying in the suite, guests were entertained by Beacher's Obese Go Go Girl troupe, dozens of little people, live monkeys and a goat.
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Nothing but class, that one.
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We know, of course, that Paris'one-time play mate, Britney, was NOT in Vegas on Saturday, opting, instead to hang out in the valley and shave her head. The salon owner is now saying, btw, that immediately after viewing her bald pate, Brit said (to no one in particular) "My mom is going to be very upset with me."
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Gee, ya think?
